GUNDAY – Hindi Film Review


Gunday-Poster-NewDirected and Written by: Ali Abbas Zafar | Starring:Ranveer Singh, Arjun Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra and Irrfan Khan

RATING – 6/10

It has been quite a depressing week in Malaysia. The Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 is still missing, the terrible haze in Shah Alam, the city where I’m staying and the general emotional helplessness continues to break our hearts as all around the world fervently hope for the missing flight to appear and the mystery to be solved. The tragedy led me to think of many things, the same way when my father passed away. Now would be the good time to tell your loved ones that you love them and try to achieve your dreams and to fulfill your wishes, as we never know when our time on earth will end. A sad morbid thought but that’s reality.

Alrighty, moving on to the more cheerful stuffs!

gunday-4_660_112113025925PLOT SUMMARY: The film I’m about to review today is Gunday, starring the ever-so-shameless-but-entertaining Ranveer Singh (or more affectionately, Ranveer Baba) and his baba friend, Arjun Kapoor. The premise of the film is about two childhood friends, Bikram and Bala, who became refugees resulted by the independence of Bangladesh. Identifying themselves as Indians, they survived their childhood by committing illegal acts of stealing coals for the older guys. As they managed to escape the depressing life in the refugee camp, they landed in the town of Kolkata, where their fearlessness in breaking the law and the bad guys resulted in the boys building a massive business empire, albeit always related to illegal dealings. Main point the film tried to convey is that though they were basically Mafia dons, they had the heart of gold. Like all the heroic Mafia dons in Hindi films, they did a lot of charity and ruled over the needy people of Kolkata with kindness and compassion. Then, entered the beautiful Nandita (Priyanka Chopra) into their lives. Both Bikram and Bala fell in love with the same woman and promised each other that they would respect whoever Nandita chooses to be with. As per usual, what Nandita did in entertaining the flirtatious behaviours of both men and ended up in choosing only one caused a drift in Bikram and Bala’s relationship. Other than that, they also faced challenges in the form of ACP Sarkar (by the amazing Irrfan Khan) who had been tracking their criminal activities for a long time.


REVIEW: Overall, the film is very very entertaining. It has all the ingredients to a great Hindi film – action, that dirty ruggedness of a masculine Indian man, some romance, some underground don-related stuffs and great item songs. However, the main ingredient that made Gunday so enjoyable is the brotherhood of Bikram and Bala. The chemistry of Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor is superb here. BROMANCE TO THE CORE, BABY! They did everything together – lived off the streets together, built a business together, committed crimes together, slept next to each other on the same bed wearing the same clothes all the time together to the point I find their relationship to be extraordinarily sweet but gay.

The minus point I’m very unhappy with is the fact that they drifted apart due to a woman, which makes the film kind of predictable. Nevertheless, Priyanka is sooo stunning in her item songs (highlights: Tune Mari Entriyaan and Asalaam-e-Ishqum). She’s stunning but that’s just it. She was not much of a presence compared to Irrfan Khan who played a cop that has been trying to put Bikram and Bala in jail for years.

Now, to the acting of Ranveer Baba and Arjun Baba. In all honesty, I am not a fan of Ranveer. He’s great and all, I know. He was amazing in Band Baaja Baarat, the film that ALMOST made me fall in love with him. I have yet to watch Ricky Bahl and Lootera, though. But in Ram Leela, Ranveer did not impress me much as an actor. I enjoy watching him more in real life than in films, which is weird because it is supposed to be the other way round. Ranveer as a person is infectiously funny, bubbly and simply crazy (note: do watch his interview in Koffee With Karan, the 4th season). Unfortunately, it seems like the character of Ram in Ram Leela and Bikram in Gunday were tailored for that side of his personality. Thus, I kept thinking that I am seeing the same Ranveer Baba over and over again – the happy, sometimes conflicted but naturally funny and confident man that he is.

But damn, Ranveer Baba can surely dance like there’s no tomorrow! And he’s super hot! I know he’s hairy and oily and all…. but still, I think he’s hot. That’s the problem, though. I find myself to be strangely attracted to this actor yet at the same time I don’t really like him that much. Hmmmm, now how did that happen?? Hahahaha

30ot506h2vttebnd.D.0.Arjun-Kapoor-Gunday-Film-PhotoNow we go to Arjun Baba. Okay. Let me just put this out there – ARJUN KAPOOR IS AN G-R-E-A-T ACTOR! Unexpectedly, he is the one who actually brings more emotional depth and layers to Gunday. I first saw Arjun in Ishaqzaade, in which he was great as well. But in next film, Aurangzeb, he totally challenged himself by playing dual roles of a pair of twins with completely different personalities. I love how Arjun seems to be quite selective in his works and refuses to play the same character over and over again. He’s young and hot and new and he could easily choose to do that but he did not. So, yes, I am very proud of him. He did not manage to get the girl (Nandita) in Gunday, as she chose the obviously hotter and more oily Bikram (Ranveer) but that made Bala more humane and wounded. Thus, Arjun got to deliver a wider emotional range compared to Ranveer. While the latter’s character as Bikram was limited to a cheerful mischievous sweet lover, the former’s character as Bala was an embittered man of few words with a tough exterior but a soft kind heart. He displayed his disappointment over losing Nandita’s love so well – his facial expressions during the song Saaiyaan are so heartbreaking! *cries*

God, am I Arjun’s fan now? I think so. I did not really like him at first but after seeing how well he acted, I am super excited to see his next performance. Go Arjun Kapoor! I believe in you!


Now, what don’t I like in the film? The actions scenes are overrated. But then, that’s a given for all masala films. And too many chest exposure. I mean, I do love naked guys but do they have to be oily and sweaty ALL THE TIME? There was this one fight scene where Ranveer and Arjun were running towards each other, topless and wet, and I can literally see their chest muscles bouncing up and down. I mean, I’m not sure…. is bouncy chest supposed to be sexy? I mean… this sweaty sex and all… I’m not sure… But hey, if you like it like that, you like it like that and who am I to judge? Hahahahahaha.


The slow-motion muscle running thing I was talking about

Watch the film if you like a good bromance story. Plus, the music by Sohail Sen is super great. And also, do appreciate Arjun Kapoor’s performance! Heheheehe.

P/S: Never stop praying for Flight MH370 and the people in it. Also pray to the Search and Rescue team members who are working very hard to find the plane and rescue the people inside it. I pray that everyone involved in the incident is safe and sound and I hope the loved ones can be reunited with them. Dear Allah, do give them strength to face this experience.

D-Day (2013) – Bollywood Film Review


ImageRATING – 10/10

Directed – Nikhil Advani

Written by – Ritesh Shah, Suresh Nair

May I begin the review by saying how much I love the year 2013? The year has given us so many great and truly enjoyable Indian films to the point that I have somehow turned into a film addict, a happy and satisfied one at that. D-Day, most fortunately, is one of them.

Ahhh, how I would miss the year… The year the three chinguz started our review blog and the year I got mercilessly hooked to Indian films. And spazzing and ranting about them. The year I discovered Dhanush, Sushant Singh Rajput, Varun Dhawan and many more.

Back  to D-Day… The premise of the film began with a team of intelligence officers from RAW (India’s external intelligence branch) stationed in Pakistan attempting to capture India’s number 1 most-wanted criminal (and no. 2 in the world) named Iqbal Seth a.k.a Goldman. The operation was known as Operation Goldman. As they carefully planned their actions up to the execution day (thus, the D-Day), the team members had to face the gruesome effect of their national duties towards their personal lives. Upon the failure of their mission, the four agents found themselves betrayed by their own country as Iqbal Seth’s men  and the Pakistani police were hunting them down.

I spent two and half hours trying to find a fault in this film and truth to be told, I failed. Is it not a bit over-dramatic to say that a film can be flawless? But D-Day is, in a most unexpected way. It is a film of the action genre. However, the director and writer successfully injected the film with a profound sense of humanity. No matter how cold-hearted, slick and brutal the intelligence officers are, the damage caused by their jobs towards their personal life and emotional state is huge.

The turning point in the movie is the aftermath of the operation’s failure. The four agents, whose secret mission would never be admitted by the Indian government, was wanted by the mafia and the Pakistani police. The worst thing, however, is when the Indian intelligence also wanted to kill them as a cautionary measure to avoid them being captured by the enemy. All of a sudden, the country which the agents had sacrificed everything for turned its back on them, abandoning them to fate’s mercy.

D-Day 2013 BRRip 720p x264 Hindi ESubs - ViZNU.mp4_snapshot_01.19.37_[2013.12.30_17.45.14]Irrfan Khan played Wali Khan, a RAW agent who had been stationed in Karachi for the past 9 years. He had a caring wife and a loving son whom he lived his life for. This devotion clashed severely with the duty to his country. He wanted to fulfill his mission yet at the same time was not ready to let go of his family and undertake any risk necessary to accomplish it. His dilemma is the film’s strong point. Fuck shit man, Irrfan Khan is AMAZING! WHAT A GOOD ACTOR, GOD!! Without much words, Irrfan Khan is an actor who is always able to convey his emotions – confusions, sadness, rage – through his eyes. And the final scene where he drove towards the Pakistani guard post, sacrificing himself for his country as he was recalling the happier moments with his family is one of the most heartbreaking scenes ever.

He is officially one of my favourite actors of all time… on the same level as Abhay Deol and Manoj Bajpai. Can’t wait to see him in The Lunchbox as well. Please, film, come quickly!!

ImageArjun Rampal played Rudra, a suspended soldier/intelligence officer/occasional assassin. He had this mysterious masculine image around him. Arjun or the Sex God, as Palah calls him, played the bad boy of the good side masterfully. Naturally gifted with intense facial expression and a fiiiiiiiiiine heavenly jaw, he scares and attracts the audience at the same time into his character. During the mission, he stayed at the brothel and had a brief yet passionate love affair with Suraiya, a prostitute whose name he did not ask. Nevertheless, the feelings they had for each other are genuine to the extent Rudra killed the men who tortured her.

Huma Qureshi who played Zoya, an explosive expert is great. She acted well despite her young age and there was that maturity beneath that beauty of her as she had to sacrifice her marriage in order to devote herself to the operation.

ImageRishi Kapoor, I think, is experiencing a renaissance in his career. I feel as if I’ve seen him in almost every films I watch, playing an unbelievably wide range of characters. In Agneepath, he blew my mind away with his bipolar yet ruthless Rauf Lala character. in Shuddh Desi Romance as the funny mischievous wedding planner and in many others. Very committed to his roles, Rishi has the ability to transform himself – from good to evil, funny to serious. That fat old cute man, let me tell you, is here to stay. A great actor like him should never retire.

There are so many touching scenes in this film, particularly the ones with Irrfan Khan…. Amaigad, I want to fucking cry! Judging from the poster, who would’ve thought the story would move me? Arghh… But my favourite had to be when Rudra pictured how his lover, Suraiya, was raped and tortured by Iqbal Seth’s man at the brothel as the sad love song, Alvida, was playing in the background. Suraiya killed herself as the rape happened by slashing her wrist.

ImageImageAll in all, this is a must-see film. Despite its seemingly action-based premise, it is a film about love, loyalty, patriotism and complex human emotions. Between love and duty, happiness and pain, which should prevail? I don’t think there is ever an answer to that question.